smelly birds and their white goo

Absolutely hilarious incident at the pub after work last Friday. My colleagues and I sat outside enjoying the almost warm enough weather. As I was about to make my way to the station Claire went in for another drink. I said goodbye and watched her go. All of the sudden, SPLAT! I heard it, and saw a bit of water fall next to Clare. I was confused. What just happened? Did someone through water? That's odd I thought. Then Claire turned around. Her nose was covered white, white with bird poo! Hahahahaha.


Fortunately Claire saw the funny side of being pooed on and started giggling uncontrollably. Plus, for some reason being pooed on by a bird is supposed to bring good luck, can't complain with that.

I admit I have experienced a similar situation. Last summer at my grandparents on Hood Canal I was initiated into the bird poo club. Relaxing on their patio I unfortunately found myself soiled with white goo. Luckily it landed on my top and not in my hair, and I wasn't in public, and I quickly got rid of the mess.

I highly recommend reading the bird poo guide. It is full of good advise about about what to do if you find yourself covered in smelly white goo. Especially useful if you are planning on going to the sea this summer where the wretched seagulls lurk.

What about you...Have you ever found yourself covered with bird poo? If so, please share your story and how you coped while covered in goo. You could be helping others.

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